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Last Updated: 29.06.2025 11:08

Analysis & Anal Cysts
Loons and Moons
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Catatonics & High Colonics
Weight loss connected to nerve cells in the brain, study finds - The Brighter Side of News
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Nuts and Butts
So, the docs changed it to read
State of Play Confirmed for 4th June, 40+ Minutes of PS5 Games - Push Square
share office space ...
So they tried
Everyone loved it.
USMNT, messy and meek, unravels quickly for its fourth straight defeat - The Washington Post
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Then came..
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good
What is your review of UST Global?
Minds and Behinds
Freaks and Cheeks
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Pediatric flu deaths surge in Michigan: 'These are children' - The Detroit News
Still no good.
Next, they tried...
No way
Was the EU formed to hurt the US as Trump claims?
No, not a chance
No go.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Unacceptable again!
They put up a sign reading
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Can you show your wet and dripping pussy?
Just Forget it!
Thumbs down again.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to